Why did the tea bag have to do its laundry?
Because it was stained.
What is a baby teapot's favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.
How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong time!
What does the teapot say to its bag?
I don't want another steep out of you!
Why must you be careful of tea at night?
Because it might mug you!
